"I told Sandra to handle the schedule, she told me no. Do y’all tell me or do I tell y’all that’s first of all. but, we have a problem, I’m having a really bad day. I’m trying to diet, I can’t find a proper pill, the granola’s not cutting it, I’m hungry, I don’t know what to eat, I’m irritated, I would just be this much happier fat. I feel very Ana Nicole Smith right now. Rest in peace her beautiful soul. She likes pink like I like pink. But I’m just not having a good day. I’m hot, honestly probably because I don’t eat, I was on my period last week, I’m just a little flustered, okay? I’m glad you’re so calm today. Your office smells nice. You must’ve got some last night.”
"At least that’s one of us."