There was an ant on me.
Now I’m scared my room has ants. and every time my hair like falls on my chest and shit I think its an army of ants coming to kill me cause I killed one of their ants.
So when I'm at work all I do is go on tumblr.
Like honestly. Read magazines and go on tumblr. If someone walks by my office door I pretend to be doing actual work. BUT I can’t go on tumblr on my computer cause my shit is monitored in cause the IT guy needs to get on it and fix shit. So I go on tumblr on my phone and my battery dies pretty quickly if I reblog shit so I just “Like” it. Then later on that day when I’m...
I AM FUCKING STOKED FOR PIZZA NIGHT WITH GINA AND...
babybluez: keeperofthecandy: YUMMMMMM. I want pizza nowwwww. >:D so excited.
Most of the time I fucking hate life. Most of the time life is a flatlined...– Henry Rollins
samanthaxsin asked: Katty Perry's Shatter. My aunt got it for me.
Giants need to step it up.
keeperofthecandy: I feel like the Are You Fucking Kidding me stick figure.
I love iced coffee so much.
Guys shouldn't wear sandals