Uh a ton of shit just fell off my piano.
What the fuck… I was no where near it and all this shit fell off making hella noise and scaring me. cool.
'Hes unemployed, smokes weed, plays video games...
‘Hes living the american dream dude..’ the conversations my boss and I have at work are hilarious. Talking about someone she just got off the phone with.
That mouth numbing feeling of listerine
shalalalyn asked: i like your jacket in the picture with the braids! where'd you get it?
Mark Wahlberg in The Perfect Storm.
Unf. Fuck… So fucking hot I can’t even…
Why is nothing ever on TV when I have nothing to...
When I have a fucking shit ton of things to go do the best shows and movies are on.
people who tag themselves in their profile...
thank you. i was wondering who that person was.
When I see someone I hate:
aineeey: readyforchange-: I’m like: But really I want to: But then I remember I don’t waste my time on bitches like you: I never reblog these.. but I crack up whenever I see that Zach Galifianakis gif
When you correct someone on their grammar and...
I don’t get an apology, ‘I’m sorry’, not a hug, or nothin’. I get a piece of...– Ronnie. (via keeperofthecandy)
Fuck I love Nicki Minaj
Fabulous. I’m watching SNL only because of her. Omg she’s dressed as the bride of Frankenstein?? my favorite.. I fucking love her.
irrationalraging: WHEN YOUR CLOTHES GET FUZZLES ON THEM FROM BEING WASHED.
mamasmallzz: Lover - Until Your Heart Stops